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Saturday, 22-03-2008

Happy Easter

Posted:17:17 Mar-22-2008 Filed under: Bible 101

This post may offend some readers. Discretion advised.

The Apostle’s Creed

I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.

and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord.

who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit
born of the Virgin Mary.

suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.

He descended into hell.
On the third day he rose again from the dead.

He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand
of God the Father Almighty.

From thence he shall come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,

the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,

the forgiveness of sins,

the resurrection of the body,

and the life everlasting.
Amen.

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1. Happy Easter! ROTFL. Ha ha ha. How offensive! I’m Prostestant!

   Comment by jedyoong — Saturday, 22-03-2008 @ 18: 24.18

2. I love Easter Bunnies…
   Don’t Protestants celebrate Easter ?
   Its a celebration of Christ’s resurrection…its also a holiday in US and UK, both mostly Protestant countries…

   Comment by kittykat46 — Saturday, 22-03-2008 @ 21: 08.53

3. Joke-lah, kittykat. Happy Easter. Christian joke.

   Comment by jedyoong — Saturday, 22-03-2008 @ 21: 26.36

4. Jed, it would have been even more offensive if he had used the Nicene creed

   Comment by Mycroft — Saturday, 22-03-2008 @ 21: 59.15

5. Anyway, happy and blessed Easter to all.. Including all you over-sensitive dhimmis.

   Comment by Mycroft — Saturday, 22-03-2008 @ 22: 00.22

6. Ohh .. you mean this offensive one ..

   We believe in one God,
   the Father, the Almighty,
   maker of heaven and earth,
   of all that is, seen and unseen.

   We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
   the only Son of God,
   eternally begotten of the Father,
   God from God, Light from Light,
   true God from true God,
   begotten, not made,
   of one Being with the Father.
   Through him all things were made.
   For us and for our salvation
   he came down from heaven:
   by the power of the Holy Spirit
   he became incarnate from the Virgin Mary,
   and was made man.
   For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
   he suffered death and was buried.
   On the third day he rose again
   in accordance with the Scriptures;
   he ascended into heaven
   and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
   He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
   and his kingdom will have no end.

   We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
   who proceeds from the Father and the Son.
   With the Father and the Son he is worshiped and glorified.
   He has spoken through the Prophets.
   We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.
   We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
   We look for the resurrection of the dead,
   and the life of the world to come. Amen.

   Comment by Bob K — Tuesday, 25-03-2008 @ 02: 33.24

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